We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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