the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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