what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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