I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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