he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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