That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize