So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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