he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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