i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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