I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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