I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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