hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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