wrigley field is MILF paradise
It's Friday. Sex?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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