But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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