I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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