No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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