Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
