I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
They are going to name an STD after you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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