she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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