i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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