He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he puts the penis in happiness.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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