Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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