Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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