We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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