another moral hangover. fuck.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
