For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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