Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Houston, we have a squirter
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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