Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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