you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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