If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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