no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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