So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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