How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't deserve a penis
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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