Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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