what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
