Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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