Small penises have feelings too.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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