She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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