why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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