My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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