As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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