I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Randomize
