My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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