I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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