I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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