I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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