So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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