Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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