She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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