omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
so much tequila, so little girl.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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