I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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