you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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