at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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