Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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