i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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